User:Bedevere

Bedevere currently serves Oi as a founding officer. He also acts as a sort of Machievellian advisor to the leadership of Oi. After forays into SWG, Vanguard and EVE, Bedevere can most often be found in SWG.

A Young man gone wrong
Long ago in a far away place Darth Vader decided that the scurge known as Bedevere White-tree needed to die. Not just die in the simplest concept, but a slow, painful, agonizing death.

It is a little known story that before Darth Vader became the "nooooo!" screaming pussy, he was just a man, and a snively little Jedi with a complex. Bedevere, down on his luck having recently been evicted from the local YMCA, took a job at a little known academy washing dishes. A young padawan would constantly harrass him and tease him about his Zebrak horns. To get even Bedevere devised ways to make the padawan's life intolerable. Simple little things like starching his underwear, short sheeting his bed and sleeping with his princess girlfriend (rumor has it he knocked her up).

Darth Vader eventually divined the culprit of these things through the force. Manipulating the force, Vader convinced Bedevere to go join the Knights of Ni in Caerbannog. Vader assumed the insanity there would destroy Bedevere. Fortunately, Bedevere found himself in the very place he belonged. For many years Bedevere pursued his interests in pole arms and general mayhem. It was known that he could be trusted to start a fight and get everyone else killed in the process. The Ni-sayers loved him.



All was going well until Bedevere achieved force enlightenment. While this is often a positive thing it cause a mild rift in Bedevere. Some think it was because it occurred during a naked Krayt run or maybe Bedevere was not stable to begin with. In any case it was around this time that he began exhibiting even more bizarre behavior and took up an interest in haberdashery. A positive side effect of all this was Bedevere was able to throw off the effect Vader had placed upon him and achieved a higher sense of fashion.



The Jedi years
Bedevere traveled extensively during this period, often going missing for months on end. Upon returning it was obvious he was becoming both more powerful and more profoundly disturbed. At some point an old man came to visit Bedevere in the Teeka's Nog Cantina and set Bedevere into a deep pursuit of all things Jedi. Within weeks he was armed with a saber and robes and was delving into things few would (or should) ever see. While he pretended outwardly to be a harmless martial artist specializing in pole arms (he even opened a small school in Caerbannog and had a modest collection of students), most who knew him were aware he had become a Jedi.

He built a large residence for himself in Caerbannog and began the most extensive collection of hats in the galaxy. These were often recognizable coverings, having belonged to some well known Imperial heads, many of which were known to be recently missing from their bodies. Around this time Bedevere was also observed actually feed his own hat at meals. He could be found talking to it and discussing his desire to kill Vader, and others who he and his hat deemed to be enemies.

While this was very abnormal behavior, the residents of Caerbannog were not so surprised at this development. The mayor, a Wookie named Olo'Rin, had come to rely on Bedevere's martial skills to help defend the city and to keep order on the streets. At his request Bedevere joined the local Militia and eventually became a member of the city council.

Such local notoriety brought Bedevere to Darth Vader's attention, who was now very aware of Bedevere's transformation into a Jedi.

Disappearance
Bedevere was last seen heading off to destroy an Imperial vacation chalet that catered to high level officials. When asked why he replied "My hat tells me the room service is terrible, I shall rectify this." By this time this was about as sensible an answer as any from Bedevere.

Reports of the resort buring to the ground made it back to Caerbannog and it is assumed the raid was successful, but Bedevere never returned. Rumor had placed him in the Tattoine desert and occasionally a cave on Lok. While he was presumed dead, Force wielders say they could still sense his presence, and suggested he may just be hidden away with his "precious" hat somewhere.

Talus
The truth was Bedevere was deeply involved in a scheme to destroy Imperial scientists who were involved in genetic experiments so heinous that it is likely they may have been the only people more insane than Bedevere. Deeply troubled by the medical experiments to a former pet bunny rabbit, Bedevere began to systematically hunt down and kill all the scientists and their vast corporate network.

Not much is known except that he eventually began to pursue the scientists to other planets.

Kashyyyk
With the opening of trade routes to Kashyyyk and more Imperials arriving daily, a resistance grew with in the local Wookie population. Out of the jungle appeared a very healthy Bedevere. Missing for many years, he had befriended the local Wookies after crash landing his ship. The Wookies and local Rodians were impressed by Bedevere's love of nature and his reasonably strong hunting skills.

Bedevere continued his Jedi training, with only occasional input form passing Jedi. He knew he would need to find a master or collective to eventually be a Knight. It was time to leave Kashyyyk. So once again Bedevere returned to roaming the galaxy. What was very different now though was Bedevere no longer had a hat, and was no longer insane.

Death of a Hat
What happened to Bedevere's Hat? An old Wookie (with only one eye) claims he saw it destroyed in a fire during an imperial slave raid. A Rodian claims it was eaten by an Uller; although this particular Rodian claims Bedevere also successfully cheated him on 4 bets in a row, which is highly suspect, if anything about Rodians is true.

Another claim is a local doctor or jedi treated Bedevere until he threw the hat away on his own. Bedevere refuses to discuss it. While the hat's hold over him had been broken, Bedevere still seemed a bit embarrassed by the whole affair.

Oi!
Bedevere commandeered a ship back to Naboo to visit his home of Caerbannog to find it empty. His house still stood but much of the surrounding structures had been destroyed or had fallen into neglect. He moved his residence to the outskirts of Theed and continued his training as an RSF pilot. Duirng a mission to Corellian Space he received a coded message for him to join old comrades now called the Order of the Illuminatus.

On Talus Bedevere found many old friends thriving in Illuminatus. here he also found guidance in the jedi ways and has recently achieved the rank of Knight.

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